I try to be open-minded, and to look for romantic inspiration everywhere. But some things are simply not conducive to writing "heated science fiction romance."
Take men in trees.
Now, in Insufficient Mating Material, I do place my hunky hero up a tree when the heroine, thinking herself alone, says something that prompts the hero to ask the "How about it?" question.
I've got six or seven "important" ash trees in my back yard. They are not equally important. The one that grows through the deck is much more important that the others, though their canopies all dropshadow my roofline.
We've got the alien Emerald Ash Borer in Michigan, and it is a continual and expensive struggle to treat the trees. I am doing a good job of making the wood taste unpleasant, but not all my neighbors are.
Last Thursday, reluctantly, I tore myself away from the romantic and riveting pleasure of writing about the first heroic lip lock between my hero and heroine in order to keep an eye on three tree surgeons who were giving my trees a first class pruning.
I can't say that it was a romantically profitable morning. One chap could have modeled for Pieter Brueghel. Another for Jabba the Hutt. Oh dear, that is cruel. I suppose he would not have made such an unfortunate impression if he hadn't been wearing only low-slung trousers and a short T-shirt which he used as a face towel when the ambient heat became too much, and sent his pores into overproduction.
It took from 8am to 12.15 pm including chipping, road sweeping, and so forth.
After that, the man who cleans my deck came.
I did not have to worry about him falling out of a tree and the insurance ramifications of that (you thought I watched those guys out of lust?) but men with power sprayers just cannot help squirting things they are not supposed to squirt.
This guy's method of preparing the soil for planting pachysandra was to squirt it. He squirted a hornets' nest, too!
Konrath's New Year's Resolutions for Writers 2018 - Every December I do a post about resolutions for writers, and every year I add more of them. You can read the compilation or original posts HERE. This ye...
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